A Guide to Avoid Being Noticed

1) Never answer a question while your echo is asking it. They will notice this.
2) Never crack your knuckles on one hand without cracking your knuckles on the other. They will notice this.
3) Never receive a static shock from the same object twice in a row. They will notice this.
4) Never chop down a tree using a tool made from its own wood. They will notice this.
5) Never walk in time with your own heartbeat for more than 30 beats. They will notice this.
6) Never stand in the intersection of two strangers’ shadows while they introduce themselves. They will notice this.
7) Never take a photograph of the virtual image in another camera’s lens. They will notice this.
8) Never receive a blood transfusion during the New Moon immediately after a large loss of blood on the Full Moon. They will notice this.
9) Never sneeze exactly one time in a single day. They will notice this.
10) Never tell someone of a dream you had in which they died of a fall from great height. They will notice this.
11) Never smoke while wading in a river. They will notice this.
12) Never read the reflection of a book. They will notice this.
13) Never burn a recipe involving cooking with open flames. They will notice this.
14) Never save a photograph of a computer memory device to itself. They will notice this.
15) Never consume the same food for your first and last meal of a year. They will notice this.
16) Never construct a gravestone out of stone mined from quarries in different hemispheres. They will notice this.
17) Never use the location of The Sun in the sky to estimate the time while running late for a wedding. They will notice this.
18) Never carve a heart into a tree that is larger than your own heart. They will notice this.
19) Never gaze at The Moon while wearing sunglasses. They will notice this.
20) Never speak a truth while writing a falsehood, or vice versa. They will notice this.
21) Never put salt and sugar in two identical salt shakers. They will notice this.
22) Never drink ice water in a sauna. They will notice this.
23) Never tell a former lover that a planet in the sky is a star. They will notice this.
24) Never bury a magnet at the midpoint between magnetic north and true north. They will notice this.
25) Never refer to them, even with pronouns. They will notice

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Author: havocmantis

I am Havoc Mantis, Skullmaster (like a headmaster but spookier) of The School of Havoc. I am a scholar of mathematics, mysticism, and memes, as well as the intersection of all three.

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